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    June 22

    我的霉丽人生

    真是悲惨,今天居然让个流浪汉给踹了。。。:(

    晚上回家,不知到发什么神经居然走了南新路, 走到中南海滨酒店前面发现在前方5米处有一貌似神智不是很清的流浪汉超我迎面走来。

    此人全身不论是衣服还是皮肤,总之两个字“脏黑”。裤子好像还走了米兰的路线,裁剪成小碎片,就像是用黑抹布做的两个鸡毛掸子似的裤子。。。见此人如此形状心中顿生闪意。于是我往路边移了大概半米的位置刚好留出安全距离可以避开这个身形高挑的“黑汉”,并行而过。

    不过发现是福不是祸是祸躲不过啊, 也不知道这个“黑抹布掸子”发什么疯。。居然伸腿过来,朝着我的小脚踢了一脚。。5555555555555。。活生生我的小腿上留下了几个黑脚趾印啊!

    可怜啊我也不能踢回去,一是肯定打不过,二是鬼才知道那个人身上多少细菌啊!只好默默的我忍了,匆匆的跑回家,在家楼下买了瓶酒精把被踢的腿从上到下洗了一遍,然后赶紧上楼回家用威露士消毒最好那舒肤佳沐浴露再清洗了一遍。原以为干净了于是坐在沙发上开始看电视,谁知道刚刚被踢的附近起了2个红包!氧的难受,于是又棉签把包上再上了一层酒精,总算包没有再恶化,慢慢20分钟后慢慢退却了。。。

    唉。。我的几年还真是霉到爆了! 神啊。。你记得看着点我嘛,没您老留只眼睛看着我不行的。。。。

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    mishier wuwrote:
    发发我决定练习短跑。。。
    June 27
    芳 黎wrote:
    恩恩。。。。。。我喜欢这个否极泰来。。。就是否的久了点。。。这泰他可能还在美国东岸。。。。
    June 27
    Tracy Renwrote:
    "黑脚趾印"~~~可怜的dear~~竟然遭遇这种事件,估计那人应该是有点mental problem。下次走路的时候要小心。这种流浪的人,无论是男的还是女的,有些真是精神出了问题,走散了,离开家人,然后到处流浪的。。。

    虽然比较倒霉,但是好像有个四字成语是这样说的:否极泰来。~!~
    June 24
    YIHONG LIwrote:
    板凳。同情你一把。另外说明你魅力好大的,连这种流浪汉都被你迷得神魂颠倒的,需要和你进行近距离接触。
    June 23
    Cheng Ywrote:
    唉,发发,别想得太郁闷了~
    估计他也就是恶作剧,
    June 23

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